I am Internet Jesus. Your Invisible Space Daddy. I am the Wrong Messiah who sits in the back of your brain, wiping the nectar from his frightening genitals off on to your cerebellum so that you see the world in eleven dimensions and finally understand that everyone everywhere is lying to you and that I am your only friend because I am not like the others.
Favourite genre of music: Rock
Operating System: Windows 7
MP3 player of choice: Winamp
Favourite cartoon character: Phil Ken Sebben